Call the Orkin man!
(Gratuitous Orkin Man shout out. Send me a check.)
In episode 311, I'm sorry to tell you, you've got termites.
And not just any termites. Giant, space-faring, killer nest-building termites. It's COSMIC SWARM, the 1982 title from CommaVid. Termites all over the darn place. And you, friend, must destroy them.
Fight that creepy crawling feeling you're experiencing right now thinking about giant bugs and get to work.
Bad Poetry Corner: BATTERED BY THE COSMIC SWARM
Thanks to Sean Courtney for the "Storytime" theme.
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