Listen closely...hear that? Right now, as I write and you read this, tiny little plaque jerks are eating away at your tooth enamel. You can hear them, can't you? I can't unfortunately, as the voices in my head are much louder.
We're playing Activision's 1983 ode to oral hygiene, PLAQUE ATTACK. Blast the plaque with your tube of toothpaste and leave the whole eight teeth in your mouth minty fresh. Pucker up!
This week's short story is: "Bared Teeth. Bared Soul."
Thanks to Mike Mann for "Mad Mike Hughes" update theme.
Thanks to Sean Courtney for the "Storytime" theme.